George W. Bush: We really don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There's no middle ground here.
John "Waffles" Kerry: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I'm now against it!
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
Al Gore: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
There's more: http://trommetter.com/log/archives/2004/09/16/political-science-401/
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