As read by John Kerry on The Late Show.
10. No estate tax for families with at least
two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund cheque
goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair,
it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous,
finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off
the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for
trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa
to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it
"nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging
our entire future.
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