From the September 27 Late Show with David Letterman
10. Ask the question, "We've never had a horse-faced President
so why start now?”
9. Instead of witty retorts, have secret service wrestle
Senator Kerry to the ground.
8. Use Kerry’s long-winded answers to take much needed bathroom
breaks.
7. Hope one of them hurricanes cancels the debate.
6. Instead of water, fill Kerry’s mug with Red Bull and vodka.
5. Find time to work in joke prop -- giant waffle.
4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn’t working.
3. Handle it same way he handled National Guard duty —
don’t show up.
2. If Kerry makes a good point, distract him with some
chaw spit in the eye.
1. Point out Senator Kerry’s mispronunciation of the word
“nucular.”
Current Mood: ROFLMAO
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