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>From the October 1
Late Show with David Letterman:
10. Bush tearing apart Kerry's podium in a futile search
for weapons of mass destruction.
9. Thanks to makeup, Cheney pulled off a surprisingly
good Bush impersonation.
8. Moderator Jim Lehrer�s �girlfriend� who was obviously
a hooker.
7. When the camera was on Bush, Kerry was giving
him the finger.
6. Kerry�s attempt to reach the youth vote by saying,
�yo, yo � let�s stick it to W, so I can get my
props up in the white hizzy, yo.�
5. John Kerry's stirring rendition of Jeffrey Osborne's
�On the Wings of Love.�
4. A belligerent Ralph Nader being tasered
by Secret Service.
3. Bush�s taunting that he nailed Theresa.
2. Bush and Kerry greeting each other with wet,
open-mouthed kiss.
1. Whenever the proceedings lagged, Oprah came out
to give away cars.
