Cheney Will Fake a Heart Attack
Did you hear the one about Vice President Dick Cheney faking a heart attack right before the election -- to win the "sympathy" vote? The rumor, which apparently originated on an obscure website, is now floating on a discussion board run by the Democrat National Committee. The posting on the DNC's "Kicking Ass" website says Cheney's heart attack will be blamed on John Kerry bringing up Mary Cheney's sexual orientation in the third and final debate. President Bush will tap Sen. John McCain for the VP spot, the rumor says -- guaranteeing that Bush will win re-election. Those nasty Republicans will do anything to hold onto power.
I think those folks who think they're "kicking ass" have been smoking grass. It's too late to replace Cheney on the ballot. McCain would be the absolute wrong choice. If he's going to replace Dick, why not Rudy Guiliani or George Pataki? That would help Bush in New York. I don't think Bush needs help in Arizona.
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