On Fri, 7 Dec 2001, Paul Smith went: > I'd think about sticking a fork in my toaster while standing in the > bathtub instead. What do you think would happen if you tried that? > > Alternatively, you might tie a bedsheet around your shoulders and > ankles and jump off the roof to see if it works as a parachute.
<old SNL> BILLY CRYSTAL: "And how about if you take one of those, uh..." CHRISTOPHER GUEST: "...cheese graters?" BILLY CRYSTAL: "Yeah! And used it to remove..." CHRISTOPHER GUEST: "...your own appendix?" BILLY CRYSTAL: "Yeah, that really stings!" CHRISTOPHER GUEST: "Tell me about it. I hate it when that happens." </old SNL> --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
