In case you're looking for a new example of schizophrenic
thought to share with your classes, the author of the enclosed message
has been spamming the Internet with it for the last couple weeks. Since
I've received several copies already, at more than one email address, I
don't think I'm violating anyone's confidence by sharing it here.
If we have any aliens (space, not nationality) on the list who
can help him out, by all means feel free to do so. Of course, he _could_
be sending it to just me--at all my email addresses--knowing that I have
an east-west vortex in my shed that I'm not using right now, but . . .
Rick
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Rick Adams
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Department of Social Sciences
Jackson Community College
Jackson, Michigan
". . . and the only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the
love you leave behind when you're gone." --Fred Small
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If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien or
government technology I need your help! My case is truly genuine! I seek
to work with someone who is of a good nature, someone I can call my
savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the
other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends
your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm
almost certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless
without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex
generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this
would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this
would be helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west
polarized, North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional
time travel only.
If you have this technology and can help me
please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Thanks
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