Re: Brainy women face handicap in marriage stakes: British survey

[Drnanjo]

Dear Tipsters:   As I am preparing to re-enter the marriage market, please do me the following favors:   1) Don't use so many big words in your posts (two-syllable maximum, please) as I am practicing using a more limited vocabulary so as not to threaten or frighten away any promising potential mates. 2) Send recipes and housekeeping tips to the list so that I may better prepare for a life of simple domesticity. Later I can write a self-help book to help other ladies find the joy of domestic bliss (but of course under a pseudonym so my man won't feel all annoyed and emasculated by my success.) 3) Send me your phone number so I can call you and practice the only four phrases I will ever say on a date:   "You are so right you big, strong, clever man you." " I don't know will you help me figure it out?" "Whatever you say, studmuffin." and "OOOOO shin-eeee". (When I get the big engagement ring which is the reward for behaving as if I have two functioning neurons.   Nancy "Lights on nobody home" Melucci Huntington Beach CA Long Beach City College     --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: archive@jab.org To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]