God was denied tenure because: He had only one major publication It had no references It was not published in a referred journal Some even doubt that he wrote it himself It may be true that he created the world,but what has he done since then? His cooperative efforts have been quite limited The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects When one experiment went awry.he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects When subjects did not behave as predicted he deleted them from the sample He rarely came to class.Just told students to read the book Some say he had his son teach the class He expelled his first two students for learning Although there were only ten requirements,most students failed his tests His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Michael Sylvester,PhD Daytona Beach,Florida --- To make changes to your subscription contact: Bill Southerly ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
