> > WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
> >
> > Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there,
went
> > to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people
> > noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with
> > her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.
> >
> > One customer who had been at the store for a while became
> > concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes
> > were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if
she
> > was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the
back of the
> > head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man
> > called the paramedics who broke into the car because the
doors were
> > locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When
> > they finally got in, the found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on
the
> > back of her head.
> >
> > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud
> > noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the
> > back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it
was,
> > she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
> > She initially passed out but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her
> > brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to
her
> > aid.
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