> > >>NORM PETERSON QUOTES > >> > >>If you ever wished you could remember Norm's > >>greetings on "Cheers" here you go. > >> > >>SAM: "What's shaking Norm?" > >>NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "What's new Normie?" > >>NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my > >>stomach & they're demanding beer." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "What'd you like Normie?" > >>NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "What'll you have Normie?" > >>NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take > >>a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." > >>SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm." > >>NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" > >>NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. > >>Let's cut to the happy ending." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting > >>for you." > >>NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "Beer, Norm?" > >>NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?" > >>NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "Poor." > >>WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that." > >>NORM: "No, I mean pour." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?" > >>NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "What's going down, Normie?" > >>NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "All right, but stop me at one....make that > >>one-thirty." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing > >>Milk Bone underwear." > >> > >> > >>SAM: "What's the story Norm?" > >>NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets > >>another beer." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? > >>A beer please, Woody." > >> > >> > >>WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" > >>NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?" > >>WOODY: "For a beer?" > >>NORM: "No, for stupid questions." > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com
