I'm afraid my sense of humor has gotten the better of me. I just couldn't resist forwarding this to the group. Kirsten >Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Impaired- > >SCHIZOPHRENIA: >Do you Hear What I Hear? > >MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: >We Three Queens Disoriented Are > >DEMENTIA: >I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas > >NARCISSISTIC: >Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me > >MANIC: >Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and >Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants >and.......... > >PARANOID: >Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. > >PERSONALITY DISORDER: >You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you >why. > >DEPRESSION: >Silent Night, Holy Night, All is Flat, All is Lonely, All is Dark, All is >Gloomy > >OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, >..............................(better start again) > >PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: >On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me >(and then took it all away) > >BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER >Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire > >CO-DEPENDENT >Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella! We're in this Together...I Can't Do >This Alone Kirsten L. Rewey Department of Psychology St. Mary's University of Minnesota 700 Terrace Heights, Box 1464 Winona, Minnesota 55987 (507) 457-6991
