With a record 30 -40 inches of snow expected in some parts what is your advice 
for snowed-in tipsters? Here's mine:
-do not drive the SUV: get a mule or a jackass
-listen to Bob Dylan's first album 
-get married
- get 3 dogs and you can have a three-dog night
-avoid listening to Praire Home Companion
-Bill will need all the shovels for his driveway
-Sing "when the Saints go marching in" while watching the  Super Bowl?
-according to a custom in Southern China,eating
   dog will keep you warm

-and always remember when you have it bad,we in Florida have it good.

Michael "omnicentric" Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
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