Michael Scoles said: > and the bartender said "No faster than light neutrinos in here!" > > A neutrino walks into a bar and says, "Hey, can I get a beer?"
OK, another physics joke of the same genre, if a bit off-topic, is this one: A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church, sits down in a pew. The priest approaches, tells him, "Sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in here". "Whaddaya mean!" protests the boson. "Without me, you can't have mass. Badda-bing! Stephen -------------------------------------------- Stephen L. Black, Ph.D. Professor of Psychology, Emeritus Bishop's University Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada e-mail: sblack at ubishops.ca --------------------------------------------- --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df5d5&n=T&l=tips&o=12951 or send a blank email to leave-12951-13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df...@fsulist.frostburg.edu
