It begins and ends with U.  

My profound words for the year (though they are inherently meaningless).

My question: Do people really take dumps on subways? 

Happy new year.
Carol


> On Jan 1, 2015, at 11:17 AM, Paul Brandon <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> My question has always been:
> Where is the end and beginning of a circle?
> 
>> On Jan 1, 2015, at 10:59 AM, Mike Palij <[email protected]> wrote:
>> 
>> Best wishes to all for the coming year!  May your teaching loads
>> be lightened and your committee/administrative work be lessened
>> as your salaries are increased.
>> 
>> A few notes about New Year's Eve (NYE), the new year, and
>> other stuff:
>> 
>> (1) Some of the news channels started showing how NYE was
>> being celebrated around the world, starting with, I believe,
>> New Zealand (NZ) which is about 16 hours ahead of the celebrations
>> in NYC's Times Square (there a few islands in the Pacific that
>> enter the new year earlier but these will only be of interest to
>> fanboys of NYE).
>> 
>> (2) One realization as the crystal Waterford ball came down
>> at Times Square:  there are probably folks in NZ, Australia,
>> and the eastern Russian Federation who are starting their
>> hangovers as the ball comes down.
>> 
>> (3) While watching the financial news network CNBC, the
>> newsreader was excitingly announcing that midnight had just
>> come to Moscow and that a spectacular fireworks display
>> would light up the night sky.  However, as the skyline of
>> Moscow remained dark for the next minute, the newsreader
>> chimed in "Well, maybe those sanctions really are working!?"
>> The fireworks started 4-5 minutes late.
>> 
>> (4) As with every new year, people make resolutions of various
>> sorts, usually to achieve positive goals like weight loss,  exercising
>> more, being kinder to people, giving more to charities, and so on
>> (there are those who swear to carry out their revenge against their
>> enemies, real or imagined, but I digress) and the NY Times is
>> perhaps making suggestions about changing behavior on the
>> subway.  Let's be clear: "manspreading" might be a problem,
>> especially one that some folks like to focus on (you know who
>> you are) but New Yorkers who regularly ride the subway are
>> all too aware of other "problematic" behaviors which the following
>> NY Times story identifies based on polling of its readers:
>> http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/29/nyregion/door-hogs-music-blasters-litterbugs-readers-sound-off-about-subway-rudeness.html?mabReward=RI%3A11
>> 
>> One set of problem behaviors:
>> 
>> |Grievances include smells that offend, sounds that grate and
>> |personal grooming not appropriate for a public space. Riders
>> |seethed over frequent culprits: the door hog, the pole hugger,
>> |the litterbug.
>> 
>> Smells that offend can come from a variety of sources, ranging
>> from people with poor personal hygiene to the foods that are
>> eaten such as:
>> 
>> |Some think food should be banned on the subway altogether.
>> |They had visceral memories of unpleasant odors on the train:
>> |Mexican fast food, garlic breath, Chinese takeout.
>> |
>> |"I actually witnessed a man put on rubber gloves, open a can of
>> |sardines and eat it on the train," Yana Ivanov wrote in an email.
>> |"It was nasty."
>> 
>> Somebody should do a memory studies for odors experienced
>> on the subway.  I'm sure they are especially durable. ;-)
>> 
>> And one particular problem that I find offensive is people taking
>> pictures on the subway. Consider:
>> 
>> |Several complaints were logged against people who take selfies
>> |on the train. Sharmila Mukherjee objected to riders who take these
>> |photos with "preposterous smiles on their faces." Women are often
>> |the culprits, she said. "They fancy they are girls in pearl earrings
>> |and the smartphone camera is Vermeer himself," she wrote, referring
>> |to the Dutch artist who painted the famous "Girl With a Pearl Earring."
>> 
>> True Story:  after a tiring day of teaching I was taking the subway home
>> when a group of about 6-7 youngish people, obviously European
>> from their accents, got on my car and started to act as though they
>> were in a photoshoot.  I could tell that they were amateurs because
>> of their "Golly Gee!  Let's Take This Shot!" attitude -- your average
>> tourist who thought it was great taking photos on the subway without
>> asking anyone not in their group if they minded being in the picture.
>> I counted down the stations to my stop while this group occupied
>> about a third of the car.  As I got off at my station I prayed to God to
>> send a homeless man to this car so he could take a dump in it.
>> 
>> Another unanswered prayer. ;-)
>> 
>> Good luck with that hangover. ;-)
>> 
>> -Mike Palij
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> Paul Brandon
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