For married couples : Is it true? Something to 'think of"............................ Before wedding: Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you Before wedding Every night he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding You want to go, he says Nanti-la Before wedding - She enjoys his looks After wedding - She enjoys his cheque book Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak Before wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring After wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring Before wedding - He opens the car door After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores Before wedding - She / he was your ideal After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal So before you decide to get married, beware of the consequences. For some of us, it's much too late