For married couples : Is it true? Something to 'think
of"............................
Before wedding: Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or
not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head,
I will sue you
Before wedding Every night he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding You want to go, he says Nanti-la
Before wedding - She enjoys his looks
After wedding - She enjoys his cheque book
Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring
After wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring
Before wedding - He opens the car door
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal
So before you decide to get married, beware of the
consequences. For some of us, it's much too late
