For married couples : Is it true? Something to 'think
of"............................

                Before wedding: Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or
not, I'm stuck with you 
                After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head,
I will sue you 
                Before wedding Every night he brings you to Shangri-La 
                After wedding You want to go, he says Nanti-la 
                Before wedding - She enjoys his looks 
                After wedding - She enjoys his cheque book 
                Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak 
                After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak 
                Before wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring 
                After wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring 
                Before wedding - He opens the car door 
                After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores 
                Before wedding - She / he was your ideal 
                After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal 

                So before you decide to get married, beware of the
consequences. For some of us, it's much too late 

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