> > > >Practice makes perfect..... > > > >But nobody's perfect...... > > > >so why practice? > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Behind every successful man, there is a woman. > > > >And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two . > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Save water. > > > >Shower with your girl friend. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >The wise never marry. > > > >and when they marry they become otherwise. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Never put off the work till tomorrow > > > >what you can put off today. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >I was born intelligent > > > >education ruined me. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >A bus station is where a bus stops. > > > >A train station is where train stops. > > > >On my desk, I have a work station.... > > > >what more can I say.......... > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >If it's true that we are here to help others, > > > >then, what exactly are the others here for? > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Since light travels faster than sound, > > > >people appear bright until you hear them speak. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Money is not everything. > > > >There's Mastercard & Visa. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >One should love animals. > > > >They are so tasty. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Love thy neighbor. > > > >But don't get caught. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Every man should marry. > > > >After all, happiness is not the only thing in > > > >life. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Success is a relative term. > > > >It brings so many relatives. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Love is photogenic > > > >It needs darkness to develop > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >Children in backseats cause accidents > > > >Accidents in backseats cause children > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >"Your future depends on your dreams" > > > >So go to sleep > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >There should be a better way to start a day > > > >than waking up every morning > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >"Hard work never killed anybody" > > > >But why take the risk ! > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >"Work fascinates me" > > > >I can look at it for hours ! > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >God made relatives; > > > >Thank God we can choose our friends. > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >When two's company, > > > >three's the result ! > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >A dress is like a barbed fence > > > >It protects the premises without restricting > > > >the view > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------- > > > >The more you learn, the more you know, > > > >The more you know, the more you forget > > > >The more you forget, the less you know > > > >So.. why learn. > >
