----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, October 17, 2005 10:30
AM
Subject: [TMIC] Today with TM.....
AAARGH! The day started off semi bad.
Was walking through my bedroom and my toe happened to touch---just touch---a
folded pair of blue jean shorts that I had lain on my floor. The end
result being that I almost tripped and went into a pinwheel--old arms a
flyin'---motion across my bedroom floor, to barely make it to the safety of
the bed where I landed in a very unladylike heap. Next, it was off the
the bathroom to attempt the morning *pee*. Still being half asleep, I
very undecorously flopped down onto the commode, only to miss it by *half
a numb butt cheek*, doing an unceremonious roll into the wall and
toilet paper holder----but (No pun intended.) I still managed to stay
seated. The bath went well. Getting dressed was another
shock. Since beginning the steroids I've gained weight, but not a
huge amount. Still, my underwear (I wear the old fashioned
*Bubba Briefs*) should fit....Right? Wrong! The danged things
curl up in a ball and sit right under my belly----I look and feel like
Homer Simpson. Viewing this in my full length bedroom mirror was
absolutely mortifying. There I was in all of my glory, big ol' belly
sticking out like a five month pregnancy, bird legs with knobby knees, a puffy
full moon face AND the worst part.......the beginnings of a moustache on my
upper lip. I've also lately discovered just the hint of
beginning sideburns. I'm so sad. Before TM/Devic's I was
considered to be a middle aged fox, but now........OH MY!
Grace
:-(
