He writes:
I was
riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in
front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid
hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung
his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man,
that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave
in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to
work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles
each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an
8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424
cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That
brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.
Statistically, females drive half of
these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group
of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to
Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National
Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or
homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as
their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the
National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this
number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive
past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS,
and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think
so
