In a message dated 5/9/2006 3:56:39 PM Central Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
>>But I am also farting alot! I bend over, I fart. I lean , I fart.

I thought it was just me, yogurt and cannibis.  maybe we need to move around a lot more.

I tend to fart after sitting a long time.

I have so much, I'm learning how to make words with the expressed gas.

I'm only able to fart four or five words so far, but I'm working on new words all the time.

Why be embarrassed, when you can be creative!!

pH

OK, pppuutt up or shut up!  What are some of the words you can fart?  I didn't want to be the first one to pop the question, but then thought why not get things started with a bang.
 
I thought that Rice Krispies might be a viable culprit, so quit eating them...
 
And we all know about beans being the musical fruit...
 
I've tried to teach myself to toot along with the music; to try and make people think I'm snapping my fingers.  I try to get a pretty good beat going... 
 
But so far I really stink.
 
Gotta' run,
Jude

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