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You can't (?) read these and stay in a  bad mood!  

1. How Do You Catch a Unique  Rabbit?
Unique Up On  It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame  Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On  It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The  Forest?
They Take The Psycho  Path

4. How Do You Get Holy  Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of  It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a  Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On  The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That  Doesn't work?
A  Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't  Yours?
Nacho  Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's  Helpers?
Subordinate  Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters  In Quicksand?
Quattro  Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered  Cow?
Spoiled  Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a  Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13.! What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And  Twitches?
A Nervous  Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast  Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast  Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No  Legs?
Right Where You Left Him  .

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big  Nostrils?
Because They Have Big  Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky  Dive?
Because It Scares The  Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On  The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And  a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall  Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt  Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad  Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack,  Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a  Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer




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