----- Original Message ----- From: Judy Mayo To: Peggy Angel ; Tammy Baldwin ; Elane ; Sandra Gooch ; Marcy Gray ; Wendy Henderson ; Tommy Jimerson ; ken Lange Jr ; Daryl King ; Jacquline Lange ; Lisa Ligons ; Jackie Mayo ; Jacque Moster ; LeeAnn Neal ; Dex Packard ; Carolyn Rogers ; Barbara Sims ; Angie Vancleave ; Errol White ; Dennis E Whitson ; Tracy Whitson ; Patrick Whitson ; Amy Whitson-Erickson Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2007 7:19 PM Subject: Very cool...
Best (Actural) Headlines Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to. (Maybe even a chuckle). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.
