HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told
him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've
just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told
him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've
just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
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