Yes... Out Of The Mouths Of "Babes"? Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope". The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! A pistol shot!"
On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified! They stood there frozen, so the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words............. "My fair maiden... I have come to kiss your snatch... and fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out... "Hark! A shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, cow shit, bull shit... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway!" The audience left howling. In a message dated 3/24/2011 6:42:03 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, [email protected] writes: The mind of a six year old. They think so logically! A 1st grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly... 'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room.
