though many would beg to differ i find this remarkably therapeutic thanks for sharing
Ooh-Rah ________________________________ From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:21 AM Subject: [TMIC] Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad >________________________________ > From: [email protected] >To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] >Sent: 11/15/2011 11:04:10 A.M. Eastern Standard Time >Subj: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad > > > > >>________________________________ >> From: [email protected] >>To: [email protected] >>Sent: 11/13/2011 9:06:56 P.M. Pacific Standard Time >>Subj: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad >> >> >> >> >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: Sandy Graham <[email protected]> >>To: yvonne.jett <[email protected]>; mamadsangels <[email protected]>; peekandrascal <[email protected]>; ronnsue <[email protected]>; whereizzy <[email protected]>; olebag3 <[email protected]> >>Sent: Sun, Nov 13, 2011 9:05 pm >>Subject: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD >>>To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. >>> >>>Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. >>>I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I >>>hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, >>>threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and >>>earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather >>>important message. >>> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you >>>to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my >>>jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a >>>reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd >>>tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that >>>Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked >>>up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that >>>it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! >>> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from >>>with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed >>>since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That >>>prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us >>>again]. >>> After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, >>>I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled >>>up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- >>>on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and >>>was extremely grateful! >>> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along >>>with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] >>> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked >>>at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed >>>the entire driver's side of the car. >>> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's >>>office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible >>>target. >>> The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess >>>while he traced your number etc.). >>> ; In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel >>>this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your >>>threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these >>>rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the >>>opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've >>> chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. >>>Have a good day! >>>Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, >>>Alex >>> >>> I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one.. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>
