HEALTH
MESSAGE
As I
was lying in
bed pondering
the problems
of the world,
I
rapidly
realized that
I don't really
give a rat's
hiney. It's
the tortoise
life for me!
1. If
walking
is good
for your
health, the
postman would
be immortal.
2. A
whale swims
all day, only
eats fish,
drinks water,
and is fat.
3. A
rabbit runs
and hops and
only lives 15
years.
4. A
tortoise
doesn't run
and does
nothing, yet
it lives for
450 years.
And
you tell me to
exercise?? I
don't think
so.
I'm
retired. Go
around me.
