I know it's slightly off-topic, but this story made me chuckle. I work on the N**s Of The W***d (for my sins) and it was sent in by a reporter for our consideration this week: HUGE pop singer Buster Bloodvessel has stopped doing cartwheels on stage after he slipped and almost killed two fans. The 26-stone Bad Manners star has done cartwheels across the stage at the end of each concert ever since topping the charts back in the early Eighties. But while performing songs from his new album in Germany recently, he slipped and crushed two guys in the front row. Buster, 41 - who's released a version of Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come On Eileen" called "Come on England" to mark Euro 2000 - has now decided to give his acrobatics a miss. He said: "In the interest of safety and on the advice of my management I'm cutting the cartwheels out." (Don't know if it's gonna make it into the paper - I'll do my best) - ______________________________________________________________ Visit the Total Madness Mailing List website for: latest news, madmeet info, list charter, games, and more ... http://members.xoom.com/totalmadmail/ Contact the TMML Moderators at: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] and in the message body put: unsubscribe total-madness
