Hello all in Maddieland,

Things have been quiet over the weekend. Well it was a mournful time up
here in Scotland, but I can reveal that there was method behind the
apparent madness of the Scotland football manager, Craig Brown. Scotland's
truly abysmal second half performance on Saturday when they should have
been going all-out to retrieve a two goal deficit against a distinctly
unimpressive England side was all part of a grand plan to let the Madness
song, "You're Wonderful" finally see the light of day and be recognised as
the absolutely brilliant song it is. You see Scotland bent over and allowed
themselves to be shafted in the knowledge that now Madness can submit the
song to the English FA to be used as the official England song for the Euro
200 tournament. And it will take over the world as a footy anthem to be
sung by fans everywhere. Fans from all over Europe can take this simple
message and translate it into their own language. 

Obviously us in Scotland will have to alter the words slightly to "You're
nae too bad, it's awright tae see ye". Meanwhile the English will leave it
as is. Contradictory though that may be;-)

You know how it is. Clouds, silver lining and all that.

Cheers for now,
Peter
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Dr. Peter T. Gardner
Rowett Research Institute
Bucksburn                                           Tel: 01224 - 712 751
Aberdeen AB21 9SB                          Fax: 01224 - 716 629
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