[total-madness] questions which must be answered !

[Robert Wardlaw]

Greetings once again,   Ah well, that's the santa clause duties done with (I've got a 3 yr old son) !   And now it's time for those questions, about the geordie madmeet, which I feel need answered ! (& those attending may be able to help !)........   1) Exactly what would Stoo give the barmaid in O'neills ?   2) Sausages in a Chinkies, What's that all about ?   3) Is Iain Mason the genuine article, or is he another "McIntyre Undercover"?   4) Is Peter T Gardner really a Doctor, or is he a proffesional car dodger in     disguise ?   5) Who set fire to Mr G's maverick bar ?     (read his review !)   6) Was it cauld or what ?   7) Will Super Ally & Hilda Ogden be exposed ?   8) Will Jenny's camera ever run out ?   9) Why no Elysium ?   10) Will Freddie be elected ?   11) Did Mr Techno's (Mike) gadget work ?       (details please)   12) Are bootleg t-shirts worth a "sky diver" ?   13) Just where did Jenny & Al go ?   14) How good a day was it, eh ?   15) When's the next one ?   16) And a late one from Wembley...What has Wee Stoo been up to ?     hope you all have some fun with these !   .... I'll have to go now, Santa's just arrived & I'm going to have a beer with      him !.....Byee, Bob W