Fool !!! - that's putting it mildly ! But we know better & being the good
natured & forgiving lot that we are, we won't kill him - we'll take pity on
his soul & only cap his knees - go get him Fred !!!
He is now known as MarkED Beaumont - f'n numpty !
RW (the angry)
----- Original Message -----
From: Mason, Iain <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: 'Madness' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 9:00 PM
Subject: [total-madness] You won't like this one bit...
> The following is a review from this week's Melody Maker. I won't even
lower
> myself to comment, except to say that Mr Mark Beaumont, you are a fool.
>
> MADNESS,
> WEMBLEY ARENA, LONDON
> There is no sound more tragic than the mournful parp of a steamer horn and
> the dutiful shuffle of men, ranked among the best pop songwriters of their
> era, perparing to nutty dance their way up the river Nile one more time,
all
> in the name of 'aving 15 pintsa laargah an' a raight bleedin' laaaarff. A
> truly tragic spectacle, the Millennium Madness Knees-Up, because when they
> first split - about, ooooh, 63 reunion gigs ago - they were on the verge
of
> burning the mile-wide kecks, burying that squealing bastard saxaphone of
> theirs and becoming, of all things, respectable.
> But respect clearly has the same effect on Suggs and company as the Ebola
> virus has on a plump liver. Hence the fact that six middle-aged 'Lock,
> Stock...' extras and one twat in a bowler hat are knee-jumping through Va
> Classicks. With nary a nod to some of their darker, late-period
masterpieces
> (''Victoria Gardens'', ''Waiting For The Ghost Train''), it's
> baggy-trousered, condom-bewildered, heavy-heavy-monster-bastard lumps of
> predictability from ''The Prince'' to ''Baggy Trousers'' to ''Our House''
> and back again in a big, lumbering conga of pure nostalgia.
> Greatest Hits muppets kneeing their best material in the nadgers for
large
> crates of cash, then. And they couldah bin contendahhhs...
> Mark Beaumont
> (2 and a half stars out of five)
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