Sounds like Wally is half the guy's i know...lol
Keep us on the update
>From: John McEvoy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: [total-madness] Kinda off subject.. but hey, it's great!
>Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 09:05:59 -0700 (PDT)
>
>Found this thread on the Straight Dope website
>(www.straightdope.com) between regular Doper Wally and
>unnamed chatroom pioneer. Hilarious!
>
>An Instant Message appears across the screen
>of Wally's computer:
>
>Angel4: Hi. How R U?
>
>Wally: Huh? Who is this?
>
>Angel4: My name's Angel....how r u?
>
>Wally: HEY! I know who this is..one of those hackers
>trying to get my credit card. Stop Thief! Help!
>
>Angel4: For heaven's sake, I'm not a hacker...
>
>Wally: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I was smart enough after the
>last time I was ripped off to change my Visa Card
>number from 6278178965781117 to 6382900986228211
>
>Angel4: Ummmm, okay.................I'm just a girl
>looking 4 a good time. My name is Angel.
>
>Wally: Angle, that's a pretty name.
>
>Angel4: Thank you..but it's Angel. I like your
>profile.
>
>Wally: Hey, how can you see my profile. I'm not even
>turning sideways..HEY! can you see me with one of
>those sex cams???
>
>Angel4: No, Wally. Not if you don't own one. Um..is
>Wally your real name, and.. are you over 18?
>
>Wally: I'm 31 (mmpft) but I won't tell you my real
>name.
>
>Angel4: Why?
>
>Wally: The last woman I chatted with was a psycho and
>started sending me death threats in the mail.
>
>Angel4: Oh my, that's awful. Is she still stalking
>you?
>Wally: No. Luckily she found someone else with a
>better credit card rating.
>
>Angel4: Haven't seen u here before. Do u want to get
>to know me better? I'm 5'5, 120lbs, 34/24/34.
>
>Wally: What are all those numbers, your phone
>number??? I'm in Canada - we just have seven digits.
>
>Angel4: Um, no. Those are my measurements. I'm a
>dancer/actress/model and I work out 4 hours a day.
>
>Wally: You work out? I mostly work inside. I'm a heart
>surgeon. (mmpft) Don't you sometimes get too cold
>working outside so much?
>
>Angel4: No, silly! I mean I EXERCISE MY BODY.
>
>Wally: Why don't you get a job loading trucks? It's
>exercise, and they give you money.
>
>Angel4: Uh... Forget it...So, what do you look like?
>
>Wally: I've been told I look like a cross between Jim
>Nabors and the guy who lives across the street from my
>aunt's house.
>
>Angel4: Just a minute, it's very hot in here. Do you
>mind if I slip off these panties and get more
>comfortable?
>
>Wally: Ok. I have to go feed my dog while you do that.
>
>Angel4: Sheesh.
>
>Wally: OK I'm back. Sorry I took so long. Hey, what's
>this file in my computer. HEY, ARE YOU SENDING ME A
>VIRUS, ANGLE?
>
>Angel4: Calm down, Wally. That's a picture of me. Open
>it up. It's safe. And my name's Angel.
>
>Wally: No, I better go ask my wife first. I'm not
>allowed to download anything without her
>permission..be right back-
>
>Angel4: NO, WALLY! Um..there's no need to show your
>wife this picture...Just calm down and open it.
>
>Wally: WOW!! WOW!! WOW!!! You look EXACTLY like an old
>poster I had for years!!!! I swear you look just like
>Farah Facet Majors without the wrinkles. Did you pose
>for a poster too???
>
>Angel4: Um.. no, that's just a photo I had taken last
>week. That's really me, honest... Now will you tell me
>your real name?
>
>Wally: Well.. um.. I-I-
>
>Angel4: Fine. I'll just start chatting with InTooDeep
>then..
>Wally: WAIT! As long as you are not a stalker. I'm
>Wally Eastwood and I live at 56 Crown St. in Toronto
>Canada, Postal Code K6V IV4. But maybe I shouldn't
>tell you that.
>
>Angel4: Oh, don't worry...you can trust me. I'm taking
>my silk blouse off, Wally..
>
>Wally: Aren't you worried you'll catch a cold?
>
>Angel4. Well, if you saw me topless right now you
>would know it's a bit chilly here..
>
>Wally: It gets cold here too at night. My wife won't
>turn the heater up past 62 degrees and-
>
>Angel4: I'm getting really hot, Wally.
>
>Wally: Make up your mind, you just said you were cold.
>
>Angel4: Tell me what you are wearing.
>
>Wally: I'm wearing blue boxer shorts and a Bart
>Simpson Tee Shirt.
>
>Angel4: Why don't you take off your shirt for me,
>Wally..
>
>Wally: WHY? It's a really funny one with Bart and this
>really fat woman and it says "Purple Crack Kills"..
>Have you seen it? (long, long, pause from Angel4)
>
>Angel4: You know, to tell you the truth I'm a bit busy
>right now and-
>
>Wally: Did I mention I'm 6' 3" 200 lbs and can bench
>press 300 pounds? (mmpft)
>
>Angel4: *Perking*
>
>Wally: What.. you're having coffee at this hour????
>
>Angel4: No.. I mean..*wow* meaning.. that sounds
>just.. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>Wally: OH my God! You spilt your coffee on the
>keyboard, didn't you? Now your m key is sticking!
>
>Angel4: NO, Wally, for crissakes I'm not having any
>coffee! I mean MMMMMMMMMM..Like.."I'M EXCITED"..do you
>get it? Can you possibly freaking keep up here, you
>putz?
>
>Wally: OH! I GET IT! It's those EMOTICONS! I bought
>that book INTERNET for MORONS to learn those, but I
>forgot where I put it-
>
>
> Angel4: I think I'm getting a migraine.
>
>Wally:But I remember some of them...Let's see: I
>forget.
>
>Angel4: You have a great sense of humour... Now I'm
>really getting hot...can u call me, Wally?
>
>Wally: Why would I call you my own name?
>
>Angel4: No...u know.. CALL me..on the phone..
>Wally: No, I can't, I'm trying to cut back on my phone
>bill..but..HEY..WAIT you mean call you for
>phonesex????
>
>Angel4:: Yeah..It's only $3.99 a minute and I'll bet
>you have a sexy voice, Wally.
>
>Wally: I tried that phone sex once but I couldn't
>figure out what I was supposed to do with the
>receiver.
>
>Angel4: *Sigh* Wally, do you want to get off with me
>or not!?
>
>Wally: Get off? Angle, I just signed on and I have 5
>more free hours!! I got this great deal through my
>phone company and a free phone card and-
>
>Angel4: I MEAN CYBERSEX!!!!
>
>Wally: Wow!!! My wife just left the house,too! I'd
>like to try that stuff out.
>
>Angel4: Finally!.. Here's a free sample. Now listen
>carefully.. when you start to get turned on, you type
>"oooooooooooooo", get it? I'm completely naked now,
>Wally, and I'm starting to-
>
>Wally: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000
>
>Angel4: This isn't the time to be cracking jokes.
>
>Wally: I'm done. That was great.
>
>Angel4: Are you SERIOUS???
>
>Wally: I get excited easily. I'm sorry, Angle.
>
>Angel4: Jesus, what schmuck. And it's ANGEL, you
>jerk!!
>
>USER ANGEL14 is no longer online
>
>Wally: Hello? ::clicking keyboard:: HELLO, ANGLE? It
>says you are no longer online. Tell me if this is
>true. Hello?
>
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