Hi nutters,

An interesting thing happened to me today.......

Being an over-enthusiastic supporter of all things concerned with Madness, 
I, Like many of you, have �Vote For Fred� banners still standing three 
months after the campaign started rolling. I have them on my fridge, my 
windows and in my workplace to this day.

My company of employment has recently undergone some changes in it�s I.T. 
structure and as a result I have a new manager. On visiting me today to talk 
through various plans and concerns, he noticed one of these said posters on 
the partition of my desk. �Vote For Fred� emblazoned in large, bold letters, 
resplendent for all to see.

Now as some you may know, I work for Standard Life Assurance Company, and as 
many of you may also know, we are currently under pressure from certain 
�carpetbaggers� (an industry term for those actively pursuing Mutual status 
life companies to convert to a PLC resulting in huge windfalls for it�s 
policyholders).

Has the penny dropped yet? No? Well the man who has appeared in almost every 
local and national newspaper, radio station and relevant TV programme is 
called �Fred Woollard�. We have started a huge campaign in Edinburgh, 
Scotland and the United Kingdom, proclaiming that Standard Life should stay 
Mutual, and that Fred is in fact a very bad and greedy man. And there�s me, 
sitting with �Vote For Fred� on my desk the very day I meet my new boss.

Imagine my horror when he manager says to me �What the f**k is that on your 
desk!!�

I shall be updating my C.V. this very evening.

Mr.G


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http://www.themagnificent7.net   ~or~
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Contact Mr.G - ICQ 37211386
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