I had a crack at this quite a while back. I think it's pretty accurate! Goodnight. Andrew. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Andrew Langmead" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: 20 January 1999 01:13 > Subject: Re: [total-madness] Riding On My Bike > > > > OK then, as a Brit who actually understands what Lee is saying, I'll give > it > > a go..... > > > > I went riding on my bike > > With spanner, pump, back and front light > > That's all I need to ride it > > A marathon I'm entering > > I'm raising for a charity > > Sponsors come running to me > > I've learned to cut the yellow line > > I park my bike there any time > > No minute money for the meter man > > No road tax I've to pay to them > > The petrol pumps been blown sky high > > My M.O.T's now I forecry > > I got a deal done just last week > > But you're not silly believe in me > > We sold our car to skip the fine > > Ten pound I found I couldn't find > > Oh no! You don't fool Morris! > > > > I've had my fill of petrol fumes > > Attach myself to big balloons > > And pump them full of precious air > > The traffic jams that we despair > > > > I've ridden for your charity > > And on my bike I long to see > > Pedal pushers at a mellow pace > > With directions simple to trace > > I hope we get that extra change > > And build that child's broken wing > > I've learned to ride your yellow line > > And park my bike there any time > > No minute money for the meter man > > No bike tax I've to pay to them > > I've been riding treetop high > > My insurance is by the by > > > > > > I think we've got it there, don't you? (extra prize for where I got > > that...........) > > > > Goodnight. > > > > Andrew > > - ______________________________________________________________ Visit the Total Madness Mailing List website for: latest news, madmeet info, list charter, games, and more ... http://members.xoom.com/totalmadmail/ Contact the TMML Moderators at: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] and in the message body put: unsubscribe total-madness
