Ladies and assassins, It gives me great pressure and great pleasure to announce the Crunchstock! awards: - Best new phrase for being drunk: "Scat-arsed"....do you really need me to elaborate???? - Best song on the night: "Here he comes" and "Saints and Sinners" - Best cure for post Crunchstock depression: Believing the rumours circulating on friday night that there would be two Velvetstocks in september - Best thrill: Talking to John Hasler - Biggest mistake: Apparently (the Ayatollah Foley tells me)I said something to John Hasler like "Hey, I need this plastering job done, are you still in that line of business?" - Biggest surprise: Finding that Cheryl's friends' gig turned into a secret party for two blokes from Blur afterwards. Drummer is sound, guitarist is a tosser......... - Best geezer: Swanny (sorry Scat but you'll have to relinquish your award for one weekend!) - Biggest regret: I had this plan to jump on stage afterwards and shout on the microphone "Please leave in a noisy fashion and could the last one out turn the lights off please", but somebody was spitting in my face so I had to wait around. - Worst Irish accent: Simesy......and nobody in Ireland says "To be sure, to be sure". Spank you! - Best anecdote: I met Vince Foley in Oxford Street and told him he had to bring me up to the MTV studios in Camden to meet Kelly Brook, who I'm a slight fan of, ahem!! Anyway, he says "you can't, she's on holidays this week". I had to head off to Croydon for a bit,so on his way to Camden on the tube, who is sitting completely opposite him?.....Kelly Brook. Who is sitting right beside him? Ska music's most famous insomniac and ex-d singer of The Specials Terry Hall! I'm going to bed, I hate you trainspotters. Vince Carden...........available on all formats! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get Yahoo! Mail � Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ - ______________________________________________________________ Visit the Total Madness Mailing List website for: latest news, madmeet info, list charter, games, and more ... http://members.xoom.com/totalmadmail/ Contact the TMML Moderators at: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] and in the message body put: unsubscribe total-madness
