More and more CHUTZPAH...
From: Dick Eastman [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:00 AM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Subject: Obama administration has turned to confessed swindler Bernie Madoff to mastermind the sales campaign: Madoff to Help U.S. Sell Bad Assets And the government now has power toseize firms and sell them off as payoff to the holders of the National Debt even as it buys all of our foreclosed homes -- homes taken from us which now we have to pay for without getting at way above current market rate -- so the government either sells to the new foreign landlords or else becomes the slumlord of socialized housing with rent and taxing going to pay the interest. Meanwhile, our medical cares is stipped from us -- in the name of efficiency. And why do Democrats support it -- because if they don't then Obama will find that all projects benefiting a particular rebellious Congressman's district are suddenly "programs that don't work" and they will have their pork alotment cut off (the only money there is these days) -- ending the Congressman's career. -------------- From: <mailto:[email protected]> Sweat Sue Sent: Monday, March 23, 2009 Subject: You are not going to believe this... sit down before you read it..... Amazing... I told people he was going to get special treatment because they let him wire all his funds he stole to Israel. Damn it http://www.rayelan.com:80/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=12810 Madoff to Help U.S. Sell Bad Assets - Borowitz Report, March 23, 2009 Legendary Swindler Pressed into Service http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6999 The Obama administration, hoping to find investors to buy $1 trillion worth of so-called "toxic" assets from U.S. financial institutions, has turned to confessed swindler Bernie Madoff to mastermind the sales campaign. While White House officials acknowledged that joining forces with the jail-bound scam artist was likely to raise some eyebrows, privately they are hoping that when it comes to selling bad assets to investors, the "Madoff magic" will carry the day. "Desperate times call for desperate measures," White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said on CNN last night. "If anyone can convince investors to buy a worthless piece of paper, it's Bernie Madoff." Under the unusual arrangement, Mr. Madoff will be temporarily sprung from his prison cell and permitted to have meetings with prospective investors to sell them on American financial institutions' $1 trillion worth of bad assets, accompanied by a phalanx of armed guards. "The guards wanted to bring dogs along to chase Madoff if he tries to make a run for it, but we felt that would undercut his credibility with investors," Mr. Emanuel said. The chief of staff added that having Mr. Madoff spearhead the sale of toxic assets would free up Mr. Obama for more pressing matters, "like appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live." In other economic news, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said he would raise much-needed capital for the U.S. Treasury by accepting billboard advertising on his forehead. *** exposing the hidden truth for further educational research only *** CAVEAT LECTOR *** In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. NOTE: Some links may require cut and paste into your Internet Browser. Please check <http://tinyurl.com/33c9yr> http://tinyurl.com/33c9yr for more real news posts and support the truth! (sorry but don't have time to email all posts) free book download: <http://www.lulu.com/content/165077> http://www.lulu.com/content/165077 *** Revealing the hidden Truth For Educational & Further Research Purposes only. *** NOTICE: Due to Presidential Executive Orders, the National Security Agency (NSA) may have read emails without warning, warrant, or notice. They may do this without any judicial or legislative oversight. You have no recourse, nor protection.......... IF anyone other than the addressee of this e-mail is reading it, you are in violation of the 1st & 4th Amendments to the Constitution of the United States. Patriot Act 5 & H.R. 1955 Disclaimer Notice: This post & all my past & future posts represent parody & satire & are all intended for entertainment and amusement only. To be removed from the weekly list, please reply with the subject line "REMOVE" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "total_truth_sciences" group. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/total_truth_sciences -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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