From: Subject: On your mark...get set...SCRIBBLE!!!Heeb Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition
http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/1391 Heeb Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition To be sure, false Holocaust memoirs are hardly a recent phenomenon (Next time, Art Spiegelman, do a little research-there was no concentration camp called "Mauschwitz."). But in recent years, they seem to have become both more common and more crappy. It's no longer enough to simply say you were in a concentration camp, like Fauxlocaust survivor Benjamin Wilkomirski. No, now you need to have been led across Europe by wolves, or have a chance encounter years later that results in your marriage to the hidden Jewish girl who saved you. Bad enough that these assorted frauds and lunatics should spew this nonsense, but do they have to do such a bad job of it? Have they no shame? The answer, of course, is that they don't. And so while the rest of the world may turn away or offer the occasional book deal, we cannot remain silent (much less offer a book deal). What we can-no, must-do, is confront this dangerous trend the only way we know how-with a self-aggrandizing and somewhat offensive publicity stunt. And thus, we unveil the Heeb Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition. Simply write a fake Holocaust Memoir recounting your tale of Holocaust survival, get it to us by April 1, and let us do the rest, which, in this case, involves reading your submissions choosing a winner, announcing the winner on Yom Hashoah (April 21) and publishing the winning entry in the subsequent issue of Heeb. You're reading that correctly. You could be published in Heeb Magazine, and who knows-maybe you could be on Oprah, too? Contest Rules 1. All entries must be received by April 1, 2009. 2. Entries should be emailed to [email protected] with the subject line "Heeb Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition" or sent to: Heeb Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition, P.O. Box 687, New York, New York, 10012. 3. Entries may be of any length, but we should tell you that our years of watching TV have really shot our attention span all to hell. 4. Although real Holocaust survivors may enter, the memoirs themselves must be fake. 5. No erotic fan fiction 6. No close friends or relatives of Alex Trebek 7. We reserve the right to mock any and all entries. 8. We reserve the right to publish and mock the winning entry. 9. "Memoirs" shall be defined as a form of writing, not a collage, short film or interpretive dance piece. 10. Jewdar will be the sole arbitrator of entries, and will decide the winner. Don't be too shocked if it's Jewdar's. 11. No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor. 12. No use of the words "tumescent," "engorged" or "moist," unless they are referring to cake 13. No previously published fake Holocaust memoirs 14. All entries must be the original creations of the entrant. 15. We are not liable for anything, anytime, anywhere, no givesies backsies, infinity. Posted on February 09, 2009 *** exposing the hidden truth for further educational research only *** CAVEAT LECTOR *** In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. NOTE: Some links may require cut and paste into your Internet Browser. Please check <http://tinyurl.com/33c9yr> http://tinyurl.com/33c9yr for more real news posts and support the truth! (sorry but don't have time to email all posts) free book download: <http://www.lulu.com/content/165077> http://www.lulu.com/content/165077 *** Revealing the hidden Truth For Educational & Further Research Purposes only. *** NOTICE: Due to Presidential Executive Orders, the National Security Agency (NSA) may have read emails without warning, warrant, or notice. They may do this without any judicial or legislative oversight. You have no recourse, nor protection.......... IF anyone other than the addressee of this e-mail is reading it, you are in violation of the 1st & 4th Amendments to the Constitution of the United States. Patriot Act 5 & H.R. 1955 Disclaimer Notice: This post & all my past & future posts represent parody & satire & are all intended for entertainment and amusement only. To be removed from the weekly list, please reply with the subject line "REMOVE" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "total_truth_sciences" group. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/total_truth_sciences -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
