From: Sent: Monday, January 18, 2010 5:21 PM Subject: Mantiq's Musings on 2010: Israel murdered 1549 (473 children) Palestinians in 2009? "Mantiq, just 1549, can't they do better than that? Yes, they can, and I think in the coming years they will prove it.
Mantiq's Musings on 2010 January 17, 2010 . 1. In 2010 Israel will continue to murder Palestinians and destroy their homes with impunity and with the support of the United States government at all levels. Oh, lookey here <http://www.palestinechronicle.com/news.php?id=7bcc38d9fe862adedd8d587a293ea 047&mode=details> , it's mid January and they are already doing it. And lookey here <http://www.palestinechronicle.com/news.php?id=c5205bbd8f55a5aa6fd472213ef70 028&mode=details#c5205bbd8f55a5aa6fd472213ef70028> too. Way to go Israel. That's at least five dead in just the first two weeks. No doubt the actual count for 2010 is higher, but at least they are getting off to a good start, but how can dear little Israel turn 2010 into an appropriate encore for 2009? Did you know that Israel murdered 1549 <http://www.almustaqbal.com/stories.aspx?StoryID=386144> Palestinians in 2009? Now, I know some of you are saying "Mantiq, just 1549, can't they do better than that? Yes, they can, and I think in the coming years they will prove it. BTW, did you know that out of the 1549 Palestinians murdered by Israel in 2009 473 of them were children. Wow. They murdered almost 500 little boys and girls. Is that a great country or what? <http://www.palestinechronicle.com/> Image removed by sender. Two Israeli Vice-Presidents telling Gazan jokes In one area they didn't fare too well though. In 2009 Israel only murdered 126 Palestinian women. Come on Israel, you can do better than that. Give it that good ole Taglit-Birthright try. Now there is no doubt that some of the 1549 victims of Israeli terror were actually combating that terror and that total loons like Frosty Wooldridge, Dave Gaubatz and a host of others would say they shouldn't be counted since Palestinians, unlike all other peoples in the world, are not allowed to resist those who are out to kill them and their families and steal their land. Oh, btw, did you know that Israel holds 7500 Palestinians in jail? 2. Some mentally retarded dumb-ass will get on a plane this year and yell "Fuck Israel" and set his asshole on fire (again). This will force the folks at TSA headquarters <http://www.mytrailerpark.com/> to hire unemployed pedophile <http://ahmedismailibrahim.wordpress.com/2007/05/14/pedophile-rabbis-just-th e-tip-of-an-iceberg/> Rabbis <http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2008/01/man-on-boy-pedo. html> to work <http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/mikva_abuse/> at every airport security inspection station and their job will be to make sure your asshole is fire proof. They will then either write a "U" or a "K" on your butt to mark you as kosher for the flight. <http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.berro.com/reasons_to_stay _sober/reasons_not_to_get_drunk_stay_sober_getting_your_ass_set_on_fire.jpg& imgrefurl=http://www.berro.com/motivational/reasons_to_stay_sober_funny_pict ures_of_drunk_people.htm&usg=__XOOGHRazHxAfJtLbl0ItD8ZX9P4=&h=281&w=417&sz=3 0&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=ilynESKPsSu_6M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq %3Dass%2Bon%2Bfire%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1> Image removed by sender. Never again! 3. Taglit-Birthright Israel will celebrate it's tenth <http://www.birthrightisrael.com/site/PageServer> anniversary of tax-deductable <https://secure2.convio.net/bri/site/Donation2?idb=0&df_id=1300&1300.donatio n=form1&AddInterest=1061> traitor-recruitment trips to Israel which are reserved exclusively for Jews. Oops, they already had their tenth anniversary. Wanna see how great it was? Sure you do. I can hear the Hava Nagila chorus being sung by all you Mantiqiyyans right now . However, before you click on the stirring video below, I suggest you order this from Amazon.com, have it shipped over night and then come back here. This will also give my site more hits while saving your keyboard and carpet. <http://www.amazon.com/Totally-Gross-Empty-count-Supplies/dp/B001RZKWJQ/ref= sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1263754542&sr=8-1> Image removed by sender. Hasbara Bag Okay, got that barf bag ready? Don't say I didn't warn you. Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOJ9hajWhLI <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOJ9hajWhLI&feature=player_embedded> &feature=player_embedded 4. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr will continue our sacred struggle against pussy cats by making endless fun of them. 5. A massive earthquake will strike Tel Aviv killing 50,000 people. Haiti will send 220 medical personnel to steal the organs of the victims. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding about this one. But did you know that dear old sweet Palestinian-child-murdering Israel sent <http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1142887.html> 220 military personnel to aid Haiti? How sweet. Some Jewish rescue workers are very religious <http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2010/01/haiti-haredi-res cue-team-stops-work-in-order-to-pray-123.html> . Hatians need to keep an inventory of their body parts . 6. Cat yodeling will be the rage in 2010. [See item 4] Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLG2wtE7TM <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLG2wtE7TM&feature=player_embedded> &feature=player_embedded 7. The FBI or the TSA or somebody will release a picture of what they think Usama bin Laden looks like today. Oh, wait, they already did. Sorry. Here it is. <http://mantiqaltayr.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pic_home_speaking1.jpg> Image removed by sender. Awaiting rabbinical examination at the airport 8. Israeli Vice-President for American Affairs, Barack Hussein Obama, will hold a major outdoor press conference this spring at Benjamin Netanyahu's vacation home at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, Israel. In the middle of the press conference a huge UFO will appear in the sky and slowly land in the middle of the White House Lawn. A hideous looking alien being, pictured here: <http://mantiqaltayr.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pic_home_speaking11.jpg> Image removed by sender. He's just the messenger will emerge from the space vessel. The creature will walk up to Vice-President Obama and will deliver him a handwritten message from the far away planet called Eretz. The message will contain the following: We have been observing your planet for many years and we hereby warn you that the United States is in great danger due to the machinations of the Israeli lobby which is hell-bent on offering up your country as a sacrifice to the state of Israel. You must immediately shut this lobby down and free your country before you are dragged into a nuclear holocaust by these crazies . You must also immediately provide free health care to all American citizens. Where the hell is your birth certificate? The hideous creature will then return to his aircraft and it will slowly lift up off the White House Lawn, no marks will appear on the grass. It will hover over the podium and suddenly vanish as it breaks the time barrier and heads back to the land of Eretz. VP Obama will look the paper he was handed by the hideous creature, then raise his head and look at the reporters and say : The visitor left me a message. He says we have to stop global warming and he says it is up to me to do it. Webster Tarpley will then go postal. Al Gore will have a Gorasm. 9. Mantiq al-Tayr will continue to post occasionally links to attractive women, some of whom can really sing. The consensus here at Mantiq al-Tayr is that Jeff Rense should do an hour interview with the lady below. Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YksEbgnArlE <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YksEbgnArlE&feature=player_embedded> &feature=player_embedded 10. Something will be revealed concerning the USS Liberty that the Israeli Lobby is not going to like. It's going to be a tough year folks. Find inspiration anywhere you can. *** exposing the hidden truth for further educational research only *** CAVEAT LECTOR *** In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. NOTE: Some links may require cut and paste into your Internet Browser. Please check for daily real news posts and support the truth! 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