lolest!!!!! On 2/5/09, Khumalo Jabulani <[email protected]> wrote: > For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have > been worse. These are actual quotes taken from RMB's employee performance > evaluations. > > 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has > started to dig." > 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." > 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a > definite won't be." > 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a > trap." > 5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." > 6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." > 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve > them." > 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." > 9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better." > 10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all > together." > 11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." > 12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." > 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." > 15. "He's been working with glue too much." > 16. "He would argue with a signpost." > 17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room." > 18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." > 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." > 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." > 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection." > 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it." > 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." > 24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for > it." > 25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." > 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." > 27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." > 28. "It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm." > 29. "One neuron short of a synapse." > 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." > 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes." > 32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." > > > > > > > Jabulani Khumalo > I.T. > > SA Underwriting Agencies (PTY) Ltd. > Tel: 011 777-8391 > > Fax: 011 777-7351 > > Cell: 073 290 5788 > > <mailto:[email protected]> [email protected] > > Galatians 6 vs 9 > > > > > > SA Underwritering Agencies > > For more information on our company, please visit: > <http://www.saunderwriters.com> www.saunderwriters.com > > LEGAL DISCLAIMER This message contains privileged and confidential > information intended only for the use of the addressee above. If you are not > the intended recipient of this message, you are hereby notified that you > must not disseminate, copy or take any action in reliance on it. If you have > received this message in error, please notify the SA Underwriters mail > administrator at <mailto:[email protected]> [email protected] > immediately. > > Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender, > except where the sender specifically states them to be the view of SA > Underwriting Agencies (Pty) LTD., its subsidiaries and associates. > > > > > > >
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