From: Shutu Simbai Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 11:48 AM To: Chidzere Sharon; Karambakuwa Elisha; Kanyemba Happiness; Mugumanya Clemence Subject: Can't be too clever!!! 'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her.' Maya Angelou ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS. Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS) Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks) Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks) Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- ( 28 marks ) Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks) IMPORTANT NOTICE This email is confidential, may be legally privileged, and is for the intended recipient only. If an addressing or transmission error has misdirected this e-mail, please notify the author by replying to this e-mail. If you are not the intended recipient you must not use, disclose, distribute, copy, print or rely on this e-mail. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Kingdom Financial Holdings Limited Group, and the Kingdom Financial Holdings Limited Group does not accept legal responsibility for the contents of this message. Replies to this email may be monitored by the Kingdom Financial Holdings Limited Group for operational, security or business reasons. Disclaimer and Confidentiality ********************************************************************** http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp ********************************************************************** P Please consider the environment before printing this email --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
