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Greg Cox wrote:
|>The govt should contract out its military requirements to private companies. | | | "Thank you for calling the MegaCorp 24-hour support line. This transmission | may be intercepted for quality-assurance purposes. All our air support | personnel are currently serving other theaters. Please continue to | stand by, and we will redeploy to assist as soon as we can. Your invasion | is important to us! We thank you for your patience. If you are pinned down | by enemy fire AND in need of immediate assistance, please scream or yell | "ZERO", and we will will connect you with an operator." | |
"ZERO!"
<Indian operator> Thank you for waiting, how may I help you? </>
<screaming, yelling and exploding>
<Indian operator> err, umm, I'll have to be transferring you to level 2 support, please hold... </>
<soothing music>
<Indian operator 2> Yes, I'll need you to be taking your boots off and putting them on again...yes, a reboot (HAR, HAR)... did that help? </>
"NO!"
<Indian operator> Please hold for level 3 support </>
*sigh*
Sorry, had to do it. ;-)
- --mike
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