Haven't you guys ever seen a Hollywood-created high-tech blockbuster? There are a few key rules that must be followed:
1) Must show blinking command prompt. Preferrably, command prompt from a VAX 2) All commands must be actual commands in DOS 3.3+ 2a) One exception to rule 2 is that "login" is a universally acceptable command 2b) "login" has only two possible responses: "Access Denied" or a half-screen ASCII art banner of the system name or government department to whom the system belongs 3) Regardless of the year, all screen shots must be of a Macintosh Classic running any of System 6.8 through 7.2 3a) This is especially critical of system errors or if the system has been hacked, in which case, the screen shot must be of the "system bomb" from System 6.8 4) All computers are capable of accessing and freezing full-motion video streams. Preferrably, all graphical images are viewed in a new window created on top of a monochromatic full-screen command-line interface (See #1 above). 4a) All graphics, regardless of original source, can be "zoomed in" and the smallest, blurriest detail in the original image can be expanded by at least 10x at greater clarity than the original image. 4b) This should be used as much with license plates and taxi cab badge numbers as possible--even if it's not central to the plot 5) All Wide-Area Network technologies should be referred to as a "T-1". 6) Any data, regardless of how or where it's been stored and how it has been deleted, is at least partially recoverable. 7) All system administrators must have at least two major character flaws, of which one must be pomposity. The other is recommended to be some sort of physical defect, including obesity or poor eyesight. And I'm not really confident as to whether #7 is a law of Hollywood or a Law of Nature. Shane O. On 12/21/05, Chad Thomsen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > No no no... Ya see Microshaft is too easy to hack due to the amount of > patches folks forget to put on there systems. Cisco will throw there > product in there and as a sub plot of the movie there will be thieves trying > to get a hold of the cracked cisco IOS that made the headlines many months > ago. > > On 12/21/05, Barry Gaskins <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > Except I bet that microsoft probably paid them to have these secure > > systems running on windows. The linux community does not have any money > > to > > pay for product placement in movies. So I bet you will not see any > > pengiuns > > > > - Barry > > > > On 12/21/05, Ian Meyer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > > > Hash: SHA1 > > > > > > See, here I was thinking, wow, Firewall The Movie! Now I can finally > > > see, in cinematic quality, what like as iptables is really like! > > > > > > Rats. > > > > > > ~ian > > > > > > On Dec 21, 2005, at 12:01 PM, Alan Porter wrote: > > > > > > > Chad Thomsen said the following: > > > > > > > >> http://firewallmovie.warnerbros.com/ > > > >> > > > >> Looks interesting. Wonder when it will be out? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll wait for the sequel, "OpenVPN". > > > > > > > > Denzel Washington must generate a 1024-bit SSL certificate > > > > to tunnel into the intranet of his former employer, a defense > > > > contractor that is about to sell the US Air Force a shipment > > > > of missiles that have a serious Y2K software glitch. Meanwhile, > > > > terrorists from Tajikistan have planted spyware on his laptop. > > > > > > > > Can he close the endless stream of pr0n pop-ups in time to > > > > restore mouse focus on his Putty session? Or will he get > > > > distracted and order some Human Growth Hormone from a phishing > > > > site? > > > > > > > > > > > > <gag> > > > > > > > > > > > > Alan > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > TriLUG mailing list : http://www.trilug.org/mailman/listinfo/ > > > > trilug > > > > TriLUG Organizational FAQ : http://trilug.org/faq/ > > > > TriLUG Member Services FAQ : http://members.trilug.org/services_faq/ > > > > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- > > > Version: GnuPG v1.4.1 (Darwin) > > > > > > iD8DBQFDqY4G+FffxLd58tQRApL8AJ9xWFtGJ1DMmFmsexFZBHBeBdQ1cACfZVEh > > > CmmKkfh30WVLQq6cB3pIc6c= > > > =KPXQ > > > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > > > -- > > > TriLUG mailing list : > > http://www.trilug.org/mailman/listinfo/trilug > > > TriLUG Organizational FAQ : http://trilug.org/faq/ > > > TriLUG Member Services FAQ : http://members.trilug.org/services_faq/ > > > > > -- > > TriLUG mailing list : http://www.trilug.org/mailman/listinfo/trilug > > TriLUG Organizational FAQ : http://trilug.org/faq/ > > TriLUG Member Services FAQ : http://members.trilug.org/services_faq/ > > > -- > TriLUG mailing list : http://www.trilug.org/mailman/listinfo/trilug > TriLUG Organizational FAQ : http://trilug.org/faq/ > TriLUG Member Services FAQ : http://members.trilug.org/services_faq/ > -- Shane O. ======== Shane O'Donnell [EMAIL PROTECTED] ==================== -- TriLUG mailing list : http://www.trilug.org/mailman/listinfo/trilug TriLUG Organizational FAQ : http://trilug.org/faq/ TriLUG Member Services FAQ : http://members.trilug.org/services_faq/
