You could always use the scientific name for some of your laptop models.
Emperor= Aptenodytes forsteri) Royal Penguin= Eudyptes schlegeli Gentoo-Pygoscelis papuaHonestly penguin are notorious for noise, digging holes, crapping every where, and they smell foul. . During the cold war, I had a 6 month tour in Antarctica,Air Force base, I detested those birds for their aggressiveness. Just kidding OK
