>Do you have a phone?Yes, and old old and very dumb nokia (I am aware about the triangulation of my nice ass since the 1997..)
>Do you use web services like Gmail, youtube, google etc?I'd rather eat at the McDonald while sipping a Coca Cola (that's my idea of disgusting..)
>Do you have a Amazon Kindle?Hell no! If I want to burn a book I do that the old fashioned way: I get my matchbox
