Top 10 responses to those who ask you why you no longer wear your LDS garments
10. The dog ate 'em.
9. I gave them to Goodwill.
8. I sold them for money.
7. Chicks dig me because I don't wear underwear.
6. I was involved in a horrible accident and they didn't work.
5. Because Trojanman said that "Trojans provide all the protection that a man needs" and I believe him.
4. God told me that I didn't have to wear them anymore...and he told me that you shouldn't wear them anymore.
3. The underwear at KMart is cheaper.
2. I'm trying to bust the beehive garment monopoloy.
1. Because I prefer wearing women's underwear.
