A GOOD CATHOLIC JOKE

Father Thibodeaux , the elderly priest, speaking to the younger
Father Boudreaux, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked.  The front of
the church fills first."

Fr. Boudreaux nodded, & the elderly priest continued, "And you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
church, so I supported you when you brought in the rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered Fr Boudreaux, "I am pleased you
are open to the new ideas of youth."

"Well", said Fr Thibodeaux, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with
the drive-thru Confessional".

"But father", protested the young priest. "My confessions have
nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know son," replied Fr Thibodeaux," But that flashing neon
sign, 'Toot  'n Tell or Go to Hell', can't stay on the church roof!"


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Subject:  A GOOD CATHOLIC JOKE

Father Thibodeaux , the elderly priest, speaking to the younger
Father Boudreaux, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked.  The front of
the church fills first."

Fr. Boudreaux nodded, & the elderly priest continued, "And you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
church, so I supported you when you brought in the rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered Fr Boudreaux, "I am pleased you
are open to the new ideas of youth."

"Well", said Fr Thibodeaux, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with
the drive-thru Confessional".

"But father", protested the young priest. "My confessions have
nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know son," replied Fr Thibodeaux," But that flashing neon
sign, 'Toot  'n T ell or Go to Hell', can't stay on the church roof!"



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