If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage
> sale and gave all my money to the church, would
> that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children
> in my Sunday School class.
>
> "NO!" the children all answered.
>
> "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
> and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get
> me into Heaven?"
> Again, the answer was, "NO!"
>
> "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy
> to all the children, and loved my wife, would that
> get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
> Again, they all answered, "NO!"
>
> "Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
>
> A little boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
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