> Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist (true story)
>
> Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch
> dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military
> jets and the space  shuttle, all  traveling at a high velocity.
> The idea is to simulate  the frequent
> incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the
> strength of the  windshields.
>
> British engineers heard about the gun and were eager
> to test it on the  windshields of their new high speed trains.
> Arrangements were made, and a  gun was sent to
> the British engineers. When the gun  was fired, the 
> engineers stood shocked as the chicken
> hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the
> shatterproof shield, smashed it
> to smithereens, blasted through the control console,
> snapped the engineer's  backrest in two and embedded
> itself in the back wall  of the cabin, like an
> arrow shot from a bow.
>
> The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results
> of the experiment,  along with the designs of the windshield and begged
> the US scientists for  suggestions.  NASA responded with a
> one-line memo: "Defrost the  chicken."

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