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Terry

A young teenage girl who was about to finish her first year of
college considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her
father was a staunch Republican.

One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his
opposition to programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how
she was doing in school.

She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had
to study all the time, never had time to go out and party and often
went sleepless because all of the studying. She didn't have time for
a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of
all her studying.

He then asked how her friend Mary, who was attending the same
college, was doing.

His daughter replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0
GPA, never studied. She was very popular on campus and was at parties
all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because she was
hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and
ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend
who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.

The daughter fired back and said "That wouldn't be fair, I worked
really hard for mine and my friend has done nothing".

The father smiled and said: "Welcome to the Republican Party".


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