Thought ya'll might enjoy this one!!! � ��� Now lots of people have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots in the 10 Commandments.� Folks here in Texas just aren't used to �talking in those terms.� So, some� folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language - see �below: ��� Ten Commandments - Cowboy Style � ��� Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas. � ��� (1) Just one God. ��� (2) Honor yer Ma &Pa. ��� (3) No telling tales or gossipin'. ��� (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. ��� (5) Put nothin' before God. ��� (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. ��� (7) No killin'. ��� (8) Watch yer mouth. ��� (9) Don't take what ain't yers. ��� (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. � ��� Cowboys just kinda tell it like it is!!!! ��� Y'all have a good Day.
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