Subject: SPECIAL CHRISTMAS STAMPS
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes. She says to the clerk, "May I have 70 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "Lord help us. Has it come to this? Give me 9 Catholic, 12 Episcopalian, 8 Methodist, 9 Presbyterian -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave Hansen [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.langlitz.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you wish to receive things I find interesting, I maintain Five email lists... JOKESTER, OPINIONS, LDS, STUFF and MOTORCYCLE. ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.
